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Shhh human this helps me so I helps you

randithegirl:

Shhh human this helps me so I helps you

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moonuncle:

Dolphins are straight up murdering to get high dolphins are piece of shit

^ Crackheads kill people to get money for crack.Dolphins are life, not pieces of shit.

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moonuncle:

Dolphins are straight up murdering to get high dolphins are piece of shit

^ Crackheads kill people to get money for crack.

Dolphins are life, not pieces of shit.

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lexswift:

OH MY GOSH :(

lexswift:

OH MY GOSH :(

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tactical-facepalm:

This Is How A Teacher Grades Your Exams

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This Is How A Teacher Grades Your Exams

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sethmypet:

THEY’RE SO USELESS AND STUPID I WANT THREE THOUSAND

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Anonymous asked: What are you wearing handsome ;)

Right now, gym shorts and a shirt. I’m not handsome though.

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Anonymous asked: What do you sleep in at night

I mostly like to sleep in only my boxers.

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Anonymous asked: How many people have you slept with

Only 3. I don’t really count one of them since I couldn’t finish, so I only say 2.

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Anonymous asked: Whats the dirtiest thing you've ever done in the bedroom

I haven’t really done much sex-wise since I haven’t been with many other girls… I had sex, 69 oral, did anal (giving). That’s pretty much it though, nothing really dirty..

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Anonymous asked: If your wife/gf had a baby and was breastfeeding would you try her milk

I dunno, maybe. If I was curious enough about it then maybe. But right now, no. I don’t even have a girlfriend anyway.

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Anonymous asked: C, L, P, Z

C. WHO I LIKE AND WHY I LIKE THEM.

  • I like Lindsey because she actually wants to hang out with me and spend time with me. We’ve been talking since the end of February and seen each other twice, but I kept making things awkward and we almost stopped seeing each other and now she’s giving me another chance. It likely won’t even be anything since she’s moving away soon… so I guess we’re only friends. I would really want a girlfriend though.

L. ONE OF MY INSECURITIES.

  • The way I look.

P. WHY I HATE SCHOOL.

  • There’s a lot of reasons actually. It’s too expensive. It’s just like high school, except we can actually go home then come back. There are a lot of people who are full of themselves and are just ass holes. Parking sucks. 

Z. HOW ARE YOU?

  • I could be better.

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condommodel:

today at work someone tipped me a potato

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in some countries that is a marriage proposal

Even the potato looks confused

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ecstasysmom:

Someone should check on Flo

ecstasysmom:

Someone should check on Flo

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